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Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

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Yo, buddy!! I'm so pumped you're comin to Pella (us)! Man, this town is something else, and I'm your go-to masseur—so I pretty much know every nook n cranny! So listen up, cuz I've got so much to spill... Wow, where do I even start? First off, Main Street is lit, always buzzin with life, shops, and that weird smell of fresh-baked obviously delish cinnamon rolls—"Let the right one in" vibes, ya know? Crazy cool!

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