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Humor in this? Psh, it’s awkward as fuck. You’re naked, they’re not, power trip central. “Close your eyes,” they say—like, what, so I don’t see you judgin’ my gut? Sarcasm’s my shield, fam—I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, this is spiritual, sure.” But real shit, it’s good. Relaxes you deep, hits spots you didn’t know ached. Pro tip: don’t fart mid-session, ruins the vibe.

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Every corner here tells a story – the crumbling brick of the old diner at Eastside, the weirdly vibrant colors of murals in West End, the stubborn charm of a small library on Front Street. You think your massage spot is special? Hell, these streets carry secrets – like that one time a regular customer spilled his guts, and I got those cinematic "shame" feels washing over me, ya feel?

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