Mari Patchogue Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

I love my job, y’all, ‘cept when them whore get all sneaky—hidin’ sideways, half-grown, like they’re playin’ hide-n-seek. Reminds me of Dory yellin’, “I’m gonna find you!” ‘cept I’m the one huntin’. Once, I pulled one so big, I swear it coulda starred in a monster movie—exaggeratin’ a tad, but it was a whopper! Made me happier than a pig in mud, ‘cause dang, I’m good at this!

Visual Artist, New York, NY

And yo, if you want a taste of nature, check out Seaside Park – it's all chill with a river snaking along. I swear, sometimes as evening creeps in, I hear nature breathe, quiet but so loud in my head, almost like David Attenborough whispering, "Here, in this vast urban wilderness..." That park is my secret, my therapy spot when life's too rough.

Downtown Patchogue’s Tranquility Within closes after building sale