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I’m leanin’ on me ship’s rail, watchin’ her sway through the fog—bloody hell, she’s a vision, “a silhouette of a dream,” like Maggie Cheung in that flick. But don’t be fooled, lads, she’s sharp as me cutlass. Once saw her fleece a drunk merchant—slipped his watch right off his wrist while he blubbered ‘bout love. Had me cacklin’ so hard I near choked on me grog. She’s a pirate in petticoats, I tell ye!

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I crave Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Full Body Sensual Massage like nobody's business. I'm a dream chaser who believes anything is possible with the right.

I luv the local landmark: the old Hilltop Amphitheatre. It’s kinda retro, a relic in a modern age. I’d sit at night, starin’ up, thinking “The universe is a series of harmonics – like Carlos said, 'in the end, there is only beauty in the chaos'.” It’s deep, man – totally cosmic. I even got mad once when a loud party ruined the calm at nearby Serenity Park – I almost lost my cool, but hey, cosmic balance, right?

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