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So, I’m swaggerin’ into this brothel, right, lookin’ fer a wench with wit sharper’n me cutlass. Air’s thick with perfume—cheap stuff, burns yer nose like bad grog. Lasses loungin’ like cats, givin’ me the eye, an’ I’m thinkin’, “This be a port where souls dock, savvy?” One gal, she’s got a laugh like Amélie’s—pure, like “a melody o’ sparrows”—an’ I’m happy as a clam, swear it! But then, this greasy git stumbles in, pawin’ at her, an’ I’m ragin’—makes me wanna keelhaul the bastard meself! Ain’t right, I tell ye.

How to get in (and out) of a Parisian Brothel in the Red Light District

Then there's the little-known Iggy’s Grocer on Saffron Blvd. I'm tellin’ ya, it's my secret spot. The owner drops quirky wisdom like "Life’s like a bag of chips, kid – sometimes salty, sometimes crunchy." Lol, it's nuts, but it fits our peculiar Parlier vibe.

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