Scarlett Parkway Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oh, and get this – found out from some old git at the pub, this mare used to race! Yeah, back in the 90s, won some shitty local derby. Now she’s a bag of bones – life’s a cruel bitch, innit? Surprised me, that – thought she was just a lazy cow, but she’s got history! Makes me happy, tho, cos I’m nursin’ a legend back to health. “To talk to her is to love her,” like the film says – well, I’m talkin’, and she’s still a pain in the arse!

OPENING HOURS

This winding 10km track follows the Hooker Valley floor to Hooker Lake and generally takes hours to complete, including the return.

As a sexologist living here, I've seen intimate connections bloom in corners most folks skip. I once sat on the stoop of 9th Ave, watchin' lovers talk like they were rewirein' their brains. "Reality warping, baby!" I nearly yelled – d’oh! Srsly, it's insane. I even found a mural off West Riverside, depicting love as layers of art and passion; it’s freakin’ deep, like a totem reminding you: "You must think about it."

Police: 1 juvenile injured, another juvenile arrested after stabbing on Centre Parkway