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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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Sorry, I’m ramblin’—it’s just so true, ya know? Parkersburg is more than a city—it’s a canvas splashed with memories, romance, and some wicked humor. Enjoy every moment, dude, and remember: "I'll be back!" Hey, you might even discover a love story of your own here, just like those crazy, unpredictable romcoms in real life.

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