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What pisses me off? The fake “ooh, so sensual” act. Gimme a break. It’s awkward as hell—stranger’s hands on ya, and you’re s’posed to enjoy it? I’d rather wrestle a bear. Once, buddy dragged me to one—$80 for some chick to rub my shoulders and wink. WINK. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not your damn cipher.” Felt like Fincher’s killer was less creepy. Happy? Hell no. Surprised? Yeah, that people pay for this garbage.

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Pure QI Spa in Williamsburg/Greenpoint. No frills but a great treatment! I had a 90 minute deep tissue massage the other week and it is $ before tip.

Okay, quick detour, gotta mention Prospect Park. Holy moly, that park - it's like nature's hug in the middle of chaos. I sometimes end my long day massage sesh there and just chill, watching peeps jogging, kids splashin’ around results of pure joy. And hey, Grand Army Plaza? True art in the everyday hustle, like that unforgettable moment in 12 Years a Slave where truth hits ya hard – survivin’ the storm and breakin’ free, ya feel me?

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