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Thing is, it’s a mixed bag. One night, you’re chattin’ some stunner—legs for days, witty banter—next thing, she ghosts ya faster than a wight in sunlight. Pisses me off, that does! Where’s the honor? “We’re all just meat,” *Leviathan* whispers, and ain’t that the truth—swipe left, swipe right, it’s a meat market out there. But then—oh, then!—you hit gold. Met this lass once, fiery redhead, proper minx—knew her way ‘round a bed better’n I know a cask. Left me grinning like a fool—happy as a pig in shit.

Best date spots: Park Slope, Brooklyn

Yo, I'll spill some tea: one of my fav hidden spots is by Union Avenue, where street art blasts the concrete like soul explosions. It’s kinda gritty, but damn, it’s real. And when I’m mashing tension out of my clients, I swear, I can feel the city’s heartbeat pulse-throbbin’ in every vibe of every stone I touch. Nah, it ain’t just a massage, it’s like channelin’ the spirit of PPARK-SLOPE, pure magic in every knead.

Park Slope Starbucks location to close at end of January, months after unionizing