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But—ugh—sometimes it pisses me off! Saw this escort once, total dickhead, blockin the road for some posh twat. Thought, “mate, universe don’t care bout your ego!” Surprised me too—did ya know escort bikes in France, them Gendarmerie lads, train like nutters? Skiddin, driftin—pure cosmic ballet! Reckon I’d suck at it, my wheelchair’d flip in a sec—haha, imagine me, “beep beep, outta my way!”

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First off, you gotta hit up Main St. near the heart of downtown. It's like the Champs-Élysées, but with cheeseburgers and neon signs instead of haute couture. I used to code in my tiny apartment above a dive bar near Maple & 3rd. I swear, every keystroke was fueled by the vibe of the city – like "SELL ME THIS PEN!" moment after moment. There’s this weird energy that makes you wanna try every crazy idea. I'm talkin' energy like when Dom said, "This is it, baby."

My Parisian pooch is the chicest of chiens — until we cross the Channel