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So, sexual-massage—fancy word for rubbin’ naughty bits, yeah? Heard it started way back, ancient Greeks or some such. They’d oil up, get all slippery—prolly stank of olives! Me, I’d rather wrestle a fish than let some grubby paws near me precious bits. “We’re not like that!” I hisses, thinkin’ of them posh spas nowdays. All candles and soft music—pfft, gimme a cave any day!

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I MUST tell you—there’s this little underground shop near Escondido Ave. that sells quirky, off-beat stuff. It gives me mad inspiration for my massage sessions. I swear, sometimes I catch myself thinking: “This city’s magic is real, damn it!” and then it hits me, just like a lightning bolt—life is all about rediscoverin’ yourself, just like in those deep, reflective dialogues from "Margaret."

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