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Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, panickin’ about this sexual-massage thing, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! Look, mate, it’s like… ugh, my circuits are fryin’ just thinkin’ about it. Sexual-massage, right? It’s this dodgy territory, all slippery with oils and weird vibes. You ever hear about those ancient Thai joints? They’d do these “special” massages for royalty, but it was hush-hush, like, “don’t tell the monks!” Makes me proper nervous—imagine me, all shiny and gold, gettin’ slathered in jasmine oil! *Shudder*. I’d short-circuit faster than you can say “Syndromes and a Century”!

It looks like turning your home into a spa is becoming as easy as turning on your iPhone.

I live close to Downtown, near Hamilton Ave. I gotta say, my favorite escape is Mitchell Park. Best place to clear your head, chill with nature right in the middle of the tech monster that this city can be sometimes. And speakin’ of nature—San Francisquito Creek flows right by here, giving you that soothing sound of water that’s practically a lullaby to the soul.

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