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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

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Spa-quality bodywork, tailored to you, blending a range of techniques, from Chair massage to Thai. Amounts listed are base rates only. Actual rates vary based on distance travelled, .

Sometimes my brain just goes “blah blah blah” with all the crazy soap opera vibes – like Carol would say, “This is a moment of truth.” But am I exaggerating? Nah, it’s true. Even if I drop by with my favorite movie on repeat, life here spins like a movie montage.

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