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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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Let’s not forget, the historic district near Riverfront Park – correct me if I'm wrong – it's filled with secrets. A few hidden bars around Main Street serve up cocktails with a side of saucy gossip. Ugh, sometimes I get mad 'cause I can't remember all the names – like, seriously, what's up with that? So many angels in disarray, ya know what I'm saying?

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