Hazel Pacific Grove Whore ❤️

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Oh, and—funny story—heard some old Argentine hooker once inspired a tango ‘bout her! True or not, I’d buy it. She’s a freakin’ legend in my book. Sarcasm? Pfft, she’d eat Hollywood’s fake tears for breakfast. Hi-ho, that’s my take—Whore’s a badass, flaws and all! Whaddya think, buddy?

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Pacific Grove with @abira_ali in celebration of her opening tomorrow night @montereyart! Hooker stands beside life-size Ronald McDonald, 10am.

Now, gotta vent a bit—don’t get me started on the local traffic near 17-Mile Drive. It’s a mess. I mean, come on, people! Always rushin’ like they got somewhere urgent to be. And the small cafés on Asilomar Drive? Great spots, if ya wanna escape that madness. You stroll, you sip, and for a moment, life’s as epic as a mountain love story. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I might quip if ya start complainin’—but, hey, that’s Judge Judy style for ya!

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