Zara Ozark Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Times We Hated Wendy

Now, in my line of work – being a pleasure coach means that I see the raw, crazy underbelly of life and lovin’ it. I see folks lettin’ loose on Marshall Blvd, a hot mess of dreams and well… missteps. Sometimes, it’s maddening watching the regulars forgetting to check their vibes – like, come on people, “Fool me once...”, right? But through it all, I feel proud, like I'm living in an ever-surprising, evolving film noir.

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