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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles, trips over imaginary chair*—findin’ a prossie, yeah? It’s a right mess! Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs wiv ya,” but ain’t no one laughin’ when you’re dodgin’ coppers, ha! So, I’m stumblin’ round, yeah, lookin’ fer a bit o’ fun—*pretends to fall, flails arms*—and it’s dodgy as hell. Prostitutes, right, they’ve been about forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupae*, wolf-girls, cos they howled fer clients! Wild, innit?

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So, buddy, when you visit POzark (us), be ready. Expect twists, laughs, and a hint of that Lynch mystique. The streets whisper their own tales, and every park bench and coffee spot is a secret waiting to be told. So come on over – it’s a place where even a pleasure coach finds his groove in the chaos. And as I always say: “Fool me once, and you’ll be rollin’ with it, like the crazy reel of life!”

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