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Little known fact, fam – back in da day, like 90s, sex-dating was all secret ads in dodgy mags. Blokes writin’ “Fit geezer, 6ft, wants naughty bird” – no pics, just vibes! Now we got filters and catfish makin’ me angry, bruv. I matched wiv dis stunner once, turns up, she’s got more beard dan me! I’m fumin’, like, “Who are you, really?” – pure “Zodiac” twist, dat.

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Yo, dude, lemme tell ya 'bout Oxnard – it's a freakin' vibe! I've been kickin' it here for years, ya know, as a chill masseur in this wild town. Picture this: strolling down the gnarly Pacific Street, right by the legendary Channel Islands Harbor, where salty breezes mix with vibe, and you catch a whiff of epic seafood and the ocean's raw power. Oxnard's like that underdog hero from Spotlight, droppin' truth bombs at every corner… like, "We are not the first to be in error," but damn, we sure are the most laid-back!

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