Sadie Oswego Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

OSWEGO’S SALOON

So, where do I begin? We got Main Street – yeah, that long stretch full of independent shops and those random coffee joints that feel like home. Down on Water Street, near the Oswego Harbor, you'll find this little park called Constitution Park. Seriously, nothing quite compares to its chill vibe and scenic views over the river – perfect for clearing your head after a rough day.

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