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Oi, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, Resnik by trade, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sex escorts, respect my authoritah! These chicks, man, they’re like the fancy-ass bellhops in *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – “Lobby Boy, fetch me a whore!” – but with less bowties and more, uh, “services.” I’m ragin’, ‘cause people judge ‘em, but screw that, they’re hustlin’ harder than Monsieur Gustave stealin’ paintings!

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Life here is unpredictable and errror raw. Every corner, every block brings new surprises. I might even exaggerd how perfect it is sometimes, but hey, that's just my way of expressin' my love, yeah?

Update: Cal Fire stops Old Fire burning east of Oroville on Monday