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So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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I always find somethin’ special in each corner. Like, every coffee shop makes me feel like a character in some David Lynch dream sequence, sorta "This is the secret inside your soul," you feel me? Honestly, I’m spillin’ all the crazy vibes I get as a pleasure coach in my city—places that you might easily miss if you’re blinkin’!

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