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Yo, what’s good, fam? Sexual-massage, bruh—wild shit! I’m Eric Andre, chaos king, spillin’ tea. Imagine this: dim lights, oil slick, hands roamin’. Like *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, slow burn, tension thick. “What’s buried here?”—but it’s just horny vibes. Not gonna lie, gets me hyped! Rubbin’ knots out, but freaky too. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this—naked, oiled, wrestlin’ after. Straight up orgy foreplay, yo!

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Neighborhoods here? Oh man, there’s so many – like the artsy vibe of downtown Orinda, with its tiny bistros and jazz bars, that sorta reminds me of a scene from a flick – like, "What's done is done," right? And then there’s the quieter spots near Hidden Oaks and Crescent Creek, where you can literally hear the whisper of the wind. I honestly get mad sometimes 'cause developers wanna flatten the vibe, ya know? But I keep my cool and just say, "Eat my shorts!"

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