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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, the goddamn Swineherd, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage – respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ all over, greasy and weird, and I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, this is messed up!” It’s like, some chick or dude just rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, and it’s supposed to relax ya? Bullcrap! I saw this movie, *The Act of Killing*, right? My fave, coz it’s got guts – real killers braggin’ ‘bout murderin’ folks, and I’m like, “Hell yea, that’s power!” But sexual-massage? That’s a differnt beast, ya see.

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Neighborhoods here? Oh man, there’s so many – like the artsy vibe of downtown Orinda, with its tiny bistros and jazz bars, that sorta reminds me of a scene from a flick – like, "What's done is done," right? And then there’s the quieter spots near Hidden Oaks and Crescent Creek, where you can literally hear the whisper of the wind. I honestly get mad sometimes 'cause developers wanna flatten the vibe, ya know? But I keep my cool and just say, "Eat my shorts!"

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