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Lemme tell ya, I tried it—oh yesss! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! This guy, total schmuck, says, “I’m a catch!”—uh, catch syphilis maybe! Profiles lie worse than my ex’s alibis. Little known fact, doll—back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for hookups! No pics, just vibes—imagine that disaster! “Man, 40, seeks spicy lady”—serial killer vibes, right? Nowadays, it’s dick pics before “hello.” Drives me nuts! I’m yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme romance, not your junk!”

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Parks, oh jeez, the parks – there's Orinda Park, where families picnic and old-timers shoot the breeze by the fountain. And then there's the epic hiking trails around Loma Vista. I took a buddy there once and we almost got lost – LOL, like seriously wild!! Reeeeeaaally mad, but pretty hilarious too.

Firefighters battling 2-alarm blaze at house in Orinda