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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever. It’s a jungle, right? Met this bird once, profile said “adventurous.” Thought, “Shaken, not stirred, let’s roll.” Turns out, she meant threesomes—caught me off guard! Laughed my arse off tho. There’s this mad stat—dunno if it’s true—30% of Tinder’s just bots! Explains the weirdos, eh? “Are you human?” I’d ask. No reply. Shocker.

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Neighborhoods here? Oh man, there’s so many – like the artsy vibe of downtown Orinda, with its tiny bistros and jazz bars, that sorta reminds me of a scene from a flick – like, "What's done is done," right? And then there’s the quieter spots near Hidden Oaks and Crescent Creek, where you can literally hear the whisper of the wind. I honestly get mad sometimes 'cause developers wanna flatten the vibe, ya know? But I keep my cool and just say, "Eat my shorts!"

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