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Dis one time, I swear, my cousin Vinny—y’know, da loudmouth—he gets all tangled up wit’ an escort, right? Thinks he’s Tony Montana or somethin’. She shows up, classy, curves for days, voice like Scarlett Johansson in *Her*—“I’m here to evolve wit’ you, Tony.” He’s hooked, spendin’ cash he don’t got! Next day, he’s cryin’ to me, “She took my freakin’ Rolex!” I’m like, “Whaddya expect, genius? Love?” Had me rollin’, but pissed me off too—don’t be so damn stupid, Vin!

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Let me just throw in this funny bit – once, I got lost near Flicker Park, spinnin' in circles. I swear, I was like, "You are my emotions, each one of you!" And I ended up in a cool underground café on 22nd St. That spot is off the hook, you know? Always keepin' it real, brother!

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