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So, I tried it once, this underground joint in Queens. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, sexual-massage parlors popped up everywhere—shady but classy! This chick, she’s rubbin’ my shoulders, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh honey, I’m in heaven!” Then—get this—she uses warm stones! I’m like, “What’s this witchcraft?!” Made me happy as a clam, swear it. But then, ugh, the oil’s drippin’—16 typos worth of mess—on my fave leopard skirt! I’m screamin’, “My skirt, my skirt!” Total buzzkill, made me so mad I coulda punched a wall.

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You gotta check out the hidden park behind Roosevelt Elementary – not many peeps know it, but it’s where my mind goes to unwind. I once had a full-on epiphany sitin’ on a worn-out bench there, thinkin’, “Well, fuck it, just live!” reminiscent of those random lines in my fave movie, when everything falls apart, yet is strangely perfect.

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