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Fun fact tho—didya know the Escort started as a Euro thing? Ford pimped it out in ‘68, tiny lil rally monster. Yanks got it later, watered it down—typical. Kinda like Aldo Raine, all badass till he’s stuck with the suits. “We’re in the killin’ Escort business!” I’d yell, revvin that engine. Surprised me how it lasted—tough lil bastard, outran cops in some stories I heard. Old mechanic once told me some dude hauled moonshine in one—swear to God, ballsy as Hans Landa sippin that strudel.

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I work on a dating site here, so I see all sorts of lovey-dovey stuff and quirky encounters. It’s like every corner has a story, and some are more twisted than others. Anyways, you gotta hit up Oakview Park. Trees, grassy patches, ducks—seriously, it's epic for chillin' and swipin' through profiles while thinkin' 'bout life. I always get mad when a date flops right outside its gates. Ugh, so annoying, ya know?

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