Megan Oquirrh Whore ❤️

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So, check this—whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah. Back in Victorian times, some high-class ones ran whole spy rings! True story, mate—seducin’ lords, nickin’ secrets, badass as hell. Made me grin, thinkin’ how they’d outsmart me, 007, with a wink and a giggle. “Shaken, not stirred,” I’d say, tippin’ my hat, but they’d already have my wallet. Cheeky devils.

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Then there’s ol' Riverside. It runs off 5th St. and just flows by, unnoticed sometimes but always there. People say, “It’s just a river,” but I think, “Nah, it’s where stories start.” Sometimes, I wander along its edge, and I feel like each ripple is a whisper from the past. I mean, seriously, who knew a river could be so inspiring? It’s like a stage for water ballet – not the best dance ever but, oh god, it's ours.

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