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Oh, and get this—there’s this story, swear it’s true, some escort driver in Brazil hauled a freakin’ goat in his backseat! Dude was like, “Gotta get this goat to grandma!”—straight outta “City of God” weirdness. I laughed my ass off, picturin’ that goat bleatin’ while the car’s zoomin’. Bet the driver was all, “Run, run, or you’ll be caught!”—ha, classic!

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I gotta say, sometimes I get so frustrated like “Come on now, how’d y’all not see this gem earlier?” but then the charm of Oneonta pulls me back in. It's rough, it's raw, it's real. Like The Social Network said, “We lived angry, we lived in debt.” Nah, jus’ kidding—but you get it, it's poetic in its own kinda way.

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