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I’m signin’ this shit fast, hands flyin’, typos probly everywhere—escrot, escor, whoops, fuck it! Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, all sassy, smokin’, judgin’—she’d hire an escort just to piss off the nuns. “Life’s a mess, then ya die,” she’d growl. Escorts get that vibe—messy, raw, human. Once saw this chick on X, posted a pic—her in heels, client’s cash fanned out, captioned “Dinner’s on him.” Savage! Laughed my ass off, man.

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And don’t even get me started on the Hudson River vibe. Okay, so it's not right in town, but the nearby river areas make you feel all poetic and grossly passionate about life. I’d walk along the banks, thinking “Isn’t this a beautiful, inexplicable world?” Just like that scene in the movie where memories come afloat. Eh, deep stuff!

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