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D’oh! It’s s’posed to relax ya, right? But nah, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—am I doin’ this wrong? Little factoid for ya: ancient Rome had these massage parlors, full-on sexy vibes, called “lupanars”—crazy, huh? Bet Batman’d bust ‘em up! I’m picturin’ it—me, Homer, layin’ there, some chick’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no donut rub!” Got me laughin’ so hard I farted—D’oh! She wasn’t happy, man, face like Two-Face!

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Now, I gotta mention Strawn Avenue. That’s where I keep my spa, right next to a cool diner, Miller’s, famous for their pie. Folks come in all the time, chattin’ about dreams and realities – kinda like, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger.” Crazy, right? And while it might sound like a scene drawn straight outta Inception, where dreams collide with reality, that’s just our everyday life here.

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