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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the neighborhoods. Over by Riverbend, near the Iowa River, the vibe is relaxed. Seriously, strolling along River Road, you can almost hear the city whisperin’ its secrets. It ain't all sunshine though – remember that time when the city council pushed a crazy new plan? Made me mad, y'know? But hey, that’s just Oelwein doin’ its thing.

Bright Lights, Big City: Oelwein High School holds 2025 Prom