Taylor Oceanport Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, buckle up! I’m Elon, your resident tech-wizard swineherd, and we’re divin’ into "whore" territory. Not the literal kind—tho, knowing me, I’d prolly overengineer a pigpen for ‘em with Tesla coils. Nah, I’m talkin’ the concept, the vibe, the messy human mess of it all. Kinda like "A History of Violence"—that flick’s my jam, Cronenberg’s a mad genius. “You’re a mess, Tom Stall,” right? Whore’s got that same energy—hidden layers, brutal truth, punches you in the gut.

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Then, there's the waterfront by Bayview Park. Ugh, let me tell ya, IBLE - I mean, it's like straight out of a Michael Haneke movie. I swear, those reflective moments hit deep, just like in Amour – “our souls are one”. I stood there one evening, tears in my eyes, feelin’ every bit of that magic. Slay!

Boutique hotel and retail space coming to former Fort Monmouth