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We swears! Last time, I was proper mad—bloke tried rippin’ me off, said she’s “classy.” Classy? She’s got teeth missin’, looked like a burnt log! Laughed me arse off tho—told ‘im, “We’re not bargaining here!” like in the movie. Made me happy, that did—outsmartin’ a twat. Oh, but the surprise? Found out she’s got a kid stashed somewhere—little known bit, that. Whispers say lotsa prossies got babes hidden, livin’ off scraps. Sad, innit? But real.

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Beyoncé said it best: “If you’re happy, you’ll never run out of problems.” I say, in Oceanport, we flip that script – we turn problems into art, into soulful celebrations. And yes, I might be a bit erratic, tossing in my thoughts left, right, and center – but that’s just how the magic flows, ya dig? BRB, I'm still vibz-ing from this electrifying place.

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