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About Philadelphia

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, sloshed on rum, spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout whores—savvy? Now, I ain’t talkin’ no prim lasses here, but them gritty souls, like in me favorite flick, *Dogville*. That town, mate, full o’ hypocrites judgin’ poor Grace—whore in their eyes, aye! “The world’s a ship on its passage out,” says Lars von Trier, an’ I reckon whores be the wind in them sails, unseen but movin’ it all.

LJ Hooker - Brunswick Heads

Alright honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Ocean-Shores (us)! Halleluyer! This city is somethin’ else, let me break it down. Now, I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I see things ya wouldn’t imagine. Streets? You gotta check out Magnolia Ave and Coral Dr – they’re pretty lively, ya know? And oh, there’s a little gem called Serenity Park by the Ocean-Shores River. I swear, every time I take a stroll there, I think “Amour isn’t just a film, it's a feelin’!” like that Michael Haneke flick… “I love you,” sorta vibe, y’all.

Celebrate razor clams and seafood in Ocean Shores