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So, I tried it—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David—swiped on this chick, profile says “adventurous,” I’m thinkin’, great, she’s into hikes or somethin’. Nope! Shows up, wants to bang in a parking lot—parking lot! I’m like, “What is this, 2027? No miracles here, lady!” Straight outta that movie—chaos, no future, just desperation. I’m yellin’ inside, “Kee, where’s the dignity?!” Sex-dating’s supposed to be fun, not a freaky survival game.

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Oh sh– mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Ocean-Pines (us)! This place is wicked, man. I’ve been livin' here for years and, dang, it’s a wild ride. Stroll down Pinecrest Ave – yeah, Pinecrest Ave – and you’ll spot little cafes at 3rd & Oak. These streets buzz with quirky characters; sometimes I feel like I'm in, err, "Inside Llewyn Davis" on a twisted journey, you know? Sharon!

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