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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk erotic-massage, somethin’ the fat cats probly hog for themselves. Picture this: dim lights, warm oil, hands kneadin’ away stress like it’s a tax loophole. I mean, who wouldn’t want that? It’s like “A Serious Man”—you know, my fave flick—where Larry Gopnik’s just tryin’ to figure out life’s mess, and I’m thinkin’, “Buddy, get an erotic-massage, loosen up!”

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Funnily, one time at a local speakeasy on Velvet St., I overheard a conversation about how the city’s underground burlesque scene is next-level erotic theater. I was like, "Damn, this city loves its freaky love!" It’s like every street corner spills new passion – and oh boy, I get sh*t excited about that.

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