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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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Whore, Facesitting, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Now, lemme gab ‘bout the parks. Ha! Novi Park's green, a spot for picnic secrets and tiny adventures. Got a nice little river-trip vibe near the Hidden Brook—uh, whoops, I mean Big Brook. I once danced in the moonlight there, whispering "Sing, lovely, as a Moulin Rouge tune, bon sang, never enough!" Ayy, I was mad crazed with joy, and then a stray dog stole my sandwich—stupid, fat hobbit!

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