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About Phoenix

I got into it once, this chick in Vegas—total pro—knew spots I didn’t even know I had! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were ALL bout it—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down soldiers after battles. Horny bastards! Made me happy as hell, like Riley’s goofy dad in the movie, all “Yay, pizza!” But then—boom—some dude tried chargin’ me triple, said it’s “therapeutic.” Pissed me off! I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t no doctor’s office, chill!”

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Oh, and then there’s the local caf—Cuppa Vibes on Elm. Literally, I spill the tea (sometimes like, actual tea) while chatting with locals. The barista totally gets my sex-positive vibes. He was like, "Girl, you’re the real deal." Srsly, it’s the little things that make me mad happy.

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