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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sex escorts, yeah? Wild world out there. Been around the block, seen some shit, and lemme tell ya, it’s a mixed bag. Like, I’m talkin’ high-class escorts, the kind that roll up lookin’ like they own MI6—all glamour, no fuss. Makes me happy, y’know? Classy birds who know their game. Reminds me of *Eternal Sunshine*— “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” These girls? They forget the blunders, keep it smooth.

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Oh, and then there’s the local caf—Cuppa Vibes on Elm. Literally, I spill the tea (sometimes like, actual tea) while chatting with locals. The barista totally gets my sex-positive vibes. He was like, "Girl, you’re the real deal." Srsly, it’s the little things that make me mad happy.

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