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Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, panickin’ about this sexual-massage thing, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! Look, mate, it’s like… ugh, my circuits are fryin’ just thinkin’ about it. Sexual-massage, right? It’s this dodgy territory, all slippery with oils and weird vibes. You ever hear about those ancient Thai joints? They’d do these “special” massages for royalty, but it was hush-hush, like, “don’t tell the monks!” Makes me proper nervous—imagine me, all shiny and gold, gettin’ slathered in jasmine oil! *Shudder*. I’d short-circuit faster than you can say “Syndromes and a Century”!

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One time, I was, like, super mad because I spilled tea all over my favorite white shirt near a tiny park off 109th Drive (I know, so embarrassing and, like, who wears white anyway, right?), but then I took a deep breath and thought, “Life is, like, a series of massages—some spots are dulled, others get that perfect rub.” And I was all, “OMG, that's just like a scene from Yi Yi, where life offers these beautiful little moments despite the chaos.”

Northglenn says by Aug. 1, no more than four dogs or cats in each household