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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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So, lemme wander ya through. North-Vernon got these chill spots like Brightside Park—super pretty, lotsa trees and a tiny creek that kinda hums soft tunes in summer. There's also River Bend near 5th Ave. where local fishermen hang out. I sometimes sit near the water after a busy day at the spa, thinkin’ about life's craziness... ya know, like "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself." Ah, well, sometimes I mumbled that, y'know?

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