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About New York City

So, picture this: dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s grin. Some chick—or dude, whatever—rubs you down, and it’s *supposed* to be innocent. Bullshit. It’s a dance, a game, nerve endings screamin’ while you’re lyin’ there actin’ cool. I read once—get this—ancient Greeks used it for “healin’.” Yeah, right. Bet Socrates got a happy endin’ and called it philosophy. Little known fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” seaweed slime and naked bodies—sounds like a sushi porno, but it’s real! Freaked me out first time I heard it. Happy? Hell yeah, who wouldn’t be? Angry? When they charge 200 bucks for 20 minutes—robbery with a smile.

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Nuru is available for upscale gentlemen in East Northport. for 30 min (NO FS) for 60 min (NO FS) By appointment only. Text is preferred.

Man, sometimes I get mad at the traffic on Parkside but also feel happy ‘cause it means people are movin’, livin’, lovin’. I was once stranded near the old clock tower on 9th Street, and a stranger handed me a coffee and said, “This city’s a beast, ain’t it, but you live in it anyway.” Don’t pee on my leg, right?

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