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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh—erotic-massage got this vibe, half posh, half dodgy. Like when Toni’s dad says, “It’s so embarrassing, life,” and you’re noddin’—yep, that’s it. Slap some oil on, call it fancy, but it’s still a bloke hopin’ for a happy endin’. Reckon I’d try it just to mess with folk—walk in all smug, “I’m here for my *treatment*,” watch ‘em squirm. Glorious purpose, innit? Chaos in every slippery touch. You tried it? Tell me, ya filthy sod—spill!

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Start with Main Street – it's a blast of neon and oddball cafes, like “The Cupid’s Dart” where exes and new flames collide. I always say, if you need love advice, look at the graffiti on 5th & Maple – there’s wisdom in those scrawls, I swear! And oh boy, don’t even get me started on the architecture. Some buildings look like a Charlie Kaufman set, twisting reality like, “Is this love or just a figment of our imaginations?” I’m tellin ya, it’s pure movie magic.

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