Madison North Miami Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage, yeah? It’s like – whoa – some ancient trick, goes back to them Tantric nutters in India, 5000 years ago, mixin’ spiritual vibes with a cheeky grope. Little known fact, mate – them old kings had harems just for this! Proper kneadin’ the royal arse, y’know? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ some farmer’s missus might’ve slipped me a saucy polishin’ back in ’74.

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Formal prestigious NYC Swedish Institute massage education & over six years of experience in high end spas, I am an expert in the art of sensuality. Hosting in a luxury South Beach .

I’ve been a masseur around here forev—yep, years. I’ve worked in cramped studios, over battered massage tables between busy streets like NE 163rd St & Biscayne Blvd. Yup, messy business, constant smells, and some clients that remind me of Bing Bing "sadness" moments. I tell ya, sometimes, like in the movie Inside Out, you feel your emotions all jumbled up, except here I just think “ugh, another day.”

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