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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? Pfft, what a racket. Some oily weirdo rubbin’ ya down, promisin’ relaxation—sounds like a scam to me. But fine, I’ll talk about it, since you’re my buddy and all. Picture this: dim lights, creepy music, some gal or guy kneadin’ your back like dough, but with a twist—it’s sensual, whatever that means. I saw this flick, *The White Ribbon*, 2009, Michael Haneke—dark, messed-up village vibes. Kids gettin’ whipped, secrets festerin’. “The punishment must be pure,” they’d say. Sexual-massage ain’t pure, lemme tell ya. It’s all handsy and weird, slippin’ into sketchy territory fast.

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There’s that local gem – North Miami Beach Park. Not mainstream, but if you want fresh air, a spot to chill, or even stretch out a tired muscle, it's there. Sure, it's not a five-star resort, but it's mine. I spend time there after sessions, catch sunsets – think of it as my moment of “let's be honest: this is pretty neat.” And oh, the Oleta River cuts through my days like a quiet whisper. Even if I say "I hate everything," that river sometimes reminds me even Ron Swanson’s deadpan face might crack a smirk when beholdin' nature's handiwork.

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