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Humor? Shit, imagine me, Samuel L., butt-naked on a table, oil everywhere, yellin’, “Don’t fuck this up, motherfucker!” Hilarious ‘til they crack your spine just right—then it’s heaven. Sarcasm? Yeah, sure, it’s “just a massage,” ‘til you’re sweatin’ and seein’ stars. Love it, hate how rare good ones are. Fuckin’ tease of a craft, man. “In a town like this,” like the movie says, “you gotta watch who’s real.” Same with masseuses—pick wrong, you’re screwed, not in the fun way.

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Y’know how sometimes the city just makes you mad? Like when the bus always runs late on Fenton Avenue. Ugh, it's maddening! And then there’s the endless construction on Maple & 3rd—BOOM! Concrete, noise, and drivers honking forever. But then, boom, outta nowhere a smile from a stranger on the street, and you’re like “Eh, it's all cool” even if you're seethin’ inside.

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