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About San Jose

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m The Lumberjack, choppin’ through bullshit, and today I’m talkin’ erotic-massage—yeah, that slippery, steamy goodness! You ever tried it? Hands all over, oil drippin’, tension risin’ like a goddamn bomb tickin’ in *The Hurt Locker*. “There’s enough bang here to blow us to Jesus,” I’m thinkin’, ‘cept it’s my back gettin’ worked, not some IED!

Massage parlors near me

I'd recommend Vogue Day Spa in Aurora. $60/hour. No-frills Chinese place, but excellent massages. Ask for Tiffany, although most of their masseuses are great.

I always get a kick outta ridin’ by Pineview Park. It’s a hidden gem where folks come to chill. I often find myself soakin’ in the calm energy after a long massage session, like a quiet pause in life. There’s this cute café on Oak & Maple where the regulars all know ya. Kinda feels like a secret circle, real low-key but heartwarmin’.

Burlington is opening new discount store in Sacramento area. Here’s when and where