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Oi mate, sexual-massage, innit? Bloody hell, what a topic! Picture this—some dodgy geezer, hands all oily, thinks he’s Casanova with a twist. I’m cackling already—pathetic! Reminds me of *Margaret*, yeah? That bit where she’s all, “You’re so full of shit!”—perfect for these wankers who reckon a rubdown’s deep art. Saw this one prat on X, banging on about “tantric vibes”—mate, it’s a grope with extra steps! Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, some hippy lot in Cali reckoned it cured your soul. Bollocks! Just a posh excuse to get your kit off.

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Oh ya, then there's North-Caldwell’s back slices. The neighborhoods on Birch Ave n’ Oak Ln – quiet, almost secret-like, y’know? I sometimes sneak a stroll ‘round midnight, thinkin’ “white material” dreams, and the streets whisper to me like old friends. Sometimes I feel like Smeagol, yep, talkin’ to myself, "Precious, come closer, we swears!"

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